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June 16, 2015
episode 31: Drinkin' 'Round The World

Jerry and Simone have finally listened to the fans!  After several hate mails asking for an episode about Drinking Around the World, your MouseRantskeleaders have finally delivered...but since Simone doesn't drink, they couldn't do it without help...  Enter Derek Drum:  Husband.  Father.  Disney lover.  Lover of alcoholic beverages.   Grab a beer, a whiskey, or even a Tipsy Ducks In Love, and stumble around the World Showcase with us as we drink, share stories and even throw out some helpful tips!

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Mouse Rants Frozen Extravaganza IMDb page!!! 
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4694416/

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June 24, 2015
episode 32: The Rest of the Stuff That HAsn't Been Released

This week, Jerry & Simone finish up their discussion on Disney's Urban Legends and banned cartoons with two more commentaries and a whole lot of nostalgia and reasoning. Then, to really tie Episode 30 and 32 together, they follow up on the Radio Wars segment with The Rotoscopers/Animation Addicts...and this time, as a dynamic duo, really give them the tongue thrashing they deserve. Come all ye Degenerates and join Mouse Rants in their no holds barred, open season, critical analysis of the audiobook version of Wikipedia (aka The Rotoscopers).

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Follow along on our commentaries here:
Donald's Dilemma : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-nnoNgwY3k
The Martins & The Coys: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xrfryd_the-martins-the-coys_shortfilms

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June 30, 2015
episode 33: Freakin' Muppets!!!

Things get a little crazy as Jerry & Simone invite homeless fan, Sherlock Norman, onto the show to talk about his obsession: The Muppets.  Some topics include:

- the selfie stick ban in the Disney parks
- Muppet based PCNDs
- the shit brownies in Disney's Animal Kingdom (UPDATE:  The shit brownies have been discontinued after the episode was recorded after only 10 days due to DOUCHEBAG GUEST COMPLAINTS!!  This is why we can't have nice things!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
- Another "getting to know you 'lightning' round with our special guest that takes way longer than it should
- The slow disintegration of the Muppets in Walt Disney World
- What if the long-awaited pipe dream of a fifth gate, was 100% Muppets oriented?
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July 10, 2015
episode 34: The Mouse Rants Frozen Extravaganza Musical

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written and edited by Jerry Skids

directed by Simone DeMilo

 

Cast

Simone DeMilo - Jessica Creative/Laila Creative

Teresa Hui - Jessica Creative/Laila Creative/Showkeepers (Singing Voices)

Jerry Skids - Jeffrey Bigwig/Marius/Teamsters

Steve Swanson - Narrator

Anthony Michael Stokes - Disboards/Random Food & Bev. CM

Derek Drum - Attractions

Brian Witt - Podcasters

Alexis Monetti - Merch

Erica DeJulio - Facebook/Scarlett

Joyce Lao - Guide Books

Chris Lyndon - Blogs

Wendy Butler - Executive

Rachel Guyette - Maxine

Zeek Higgens - Max

Songs

 

Frozen Sell.......................................................................Executives

First Time.........................................................................Jessica, Laila, Bigwig

So You Wanna Build A Ride There?......................Jessica, Bigwig

Norway Is No More.......................................................Laila, Bigwig

The World I Knew..........................................................Marius

First Time (Reprise)....................................................Jessica, Laila

Start The Show...............................................................Jessica

Date Me or Fuck Me.....................................................Laila, Marius

This Summer...................................................................Bigwig

Too Short...........................................................................Jessica, Laila

The War Is Won...............................................................Marius, Laila, Disboards, Attractions, Facebook, Blogs, Guide Books,  

                                                                         Showkeepers, Teamsters

Drunk at the Belle Vue Lounge...............................Laila, Marius Disboards, Attractions, Facebook,, Blogs, Guide

                                                                         Books, Showkeepers, Teamsters

The Revolutionists' Reconstruction Song..........Disboards, Attractions, Facebook, Blogs, Guide Books,

                                                                          Showkeepers, Teamsters, Laila, Marius

Gods Are Better Than Humans................................Bigwig & "The Sorcerer's Hat"

Marius & Laila's Lament.............................................Marius, Laila

The Podcasters' March.................................................The Podcasters

Jeff Bigwig Must Be Punished..................................Jessica, Gary

Storm The Mothafuckin' Gates!!..............................The First Arendelle Revolution

Drunk at the Belle Vue Lounge (Reprise).............Marius

Too Short (Reprise).........................................................Jessica, Laila

Frozen Little Town..........................................................Jessica, Laila, Marius

Finale/That's The Show................................................Narrator, Jessica, Bigwig, Laila, Marius, Disboards, Attractions,

                                                                           Facebook, Blogs, Guide Books, Showkeepers, Teamsters
                                                                           Jerry Skids, Simone DeMilo


Music by:  Robert Lopez and Kristen Anderson Lopez, Alan Menken, Jonathan Larsen, Stephen Schwartz, Stephen Trask and Ira Antelis
Lyrics reworked by: Jerry Skids, except "Remember the Magic", which was written by Ira Antelis, Cheryl Berman, and David Pack

All celebrity and pseudo-celebrity voices are impersonated. All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

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WARNING: This musical contains language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.


Find Teresa Hui at: www.teresahui.com
Join Steve Swanson on the Muppetcast and Flipper Media, Email: flippermediaco@gmail.com
Find Anthony Michael Stokes at: www.youtube.com/amstokes
Check out Erica DeJulio at: http://www.ericadejulio.com/
You can donate to Joyce's upcoming Fringe NYC show,  Behind The Wall: An Autism Performance Piece here: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/behind-the-wall-an-autism-performance-piece
Find Chris Lyndon's amazing Disney page here: http://www.disneychris.com  Also check out his segments on the Mouse Music podcast
Find Rachel & Zeek on the Behind The Magic podcast!!!

Also: Teresa Hui, Joyce Lao, and Erica DeJulio along with Anthony Michael Stokes, Alexis Monetti, and Jerry Skids can be found on the upcoming webseries THESE THREE GIRLS coming to you this fall!!!!!!

And as always find Jerry Skids and Simone DeMilo here on Mouse Rants every week!

July 21, 2015
episode 35: The Deterioration of mgm studios - Part 2: It's Over, Johnny

This week, Jerry & Simone bring Chris Lyndon back on the show for part 2 of their walk through MGM Studios history.  Avoiding the falling debris of mass closings, mediocre "parades" and confused theming as they try to figure out why the Disney company had it in for the Studios all these years and what will become of its future. 

You can find Chris at: http://www.disneychris.com
Subscribe to his podcast: http://sideshowsoundtheatre.com/mouse-music/
Check out the YouTube clip on his channel, we talked about, here: https://t.co/LkuVaL8460
or follow him on Twitter: @disneychris73


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July 28, 2015
episode 36: dadoosh Complains About Everything

Howie Dadoosh joins Jerry & Simone this week to give you a ranting grab bag of insanity! Howie hops from park to park trying to make sense of recent and not-so-recent changes.  You just have to listen.  It's radio gold!  Also, DisBoards rants...what else could you want?

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This week, director/editor Philip Swift and author Leonard Kinsey hang out with Jerry & Simone to talk about The Dark Side of Disney Documentary and the book it was inspired by. 

Sunday, August 16, 2015 at 4:30PM, at The Frida Cinema in Santa Ana, (15 mins from the Anaheim Convention Center, during D23).
Go to: www.dsoddoc.com to get $5 off tickets!!!!

For more from Philip Swift, check out: http://dearmothman.com/
For more on Leonard Kinsey, check out http://www.darksideofdisney.com/ and his publishing company: http://bambooforestpublishing.com/

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episode 37: The Dark Side of Disney Documentary (Feat. Philip Swift & Leonard Kinsey)
August 4, 2015

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This week, Jerry & Simone reflect on what it means to be shafted.  First  they detail how they got the ol' shaft in the Disney Podcast Awards (even though they won the fan vote), by doing an "anti" Radio Wars segment of Behind the Magic, where the focus is the guest, not the podcast itself.  Then they discuss how Walt Disney World got shafted by a certain disappearing podcast for a seemingly new format...Then after introducing a new segment called Skids & Simone Sample Stuff™ they roll into their main discussion of how certain films got shafted out of attractions in WDW.  So join your MouseRantskeleaders in their quest to find out why so many amazing things get totally fucked in this crazy World we call Disney.

 

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Also check out our friends at Behind the Magic!!!!!

episode 38: Shafted
August 11, 2015

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This week, Jerry & Simone take a look back at The Mouse Rants Frozen Extravaganza, by revealing a demo song that didn't make it into the final cut, record a complete Director's Commentary track over the musical and then premiere the Blooper reel only to be heard in this episode and nowhere else!!!  (In true Mouse Rants fashion, they choose to ignore all the D23 Announcements since that's what every other podcast is covering)


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 -All celebrity and pseudo-celebrity voices are impersonated. All characters appearing in this work are fictitious or fictitious versions. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

episode 39: Tmrfe Director's commentary, demos and bloopers
August 18, 2015

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This week, Jerry & Simone bring on special guest Meg Veg to talk about her thoughts on Pandora and dining around WDW (among many other things).

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episode 40: Eating Pandora's Box
August 25, 2015
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