top of page

EPISODES

December 9, 2014
episode 11: 10 Years of Absolute Pain (Disney films from 2000 - 2009)

Jerry & Simone complain about their upcoming trip, then break away from park talk and complain about all the terrible animated films Disney decided to offer us between 2000 and 2009.  From ugly CGI abominations to the Sherman Brothers at their worst, take a ride in Time Machine 2 and let's go not -so-far back to the most heinous decade in Disney history.

 

Topics:

 

- Nat Geo Water & Aidsnado

- Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens: The Trailer

- Pool Renovation At The Yacht & Beach

- Trattoria al Forno (as read from Disney Food Blog and Disney's website)

- Why Tarzan ruined Disney movies for the next decade

- The Tigger Movie, Dinosaur. The Emperor's New Groove, Recess: School's Out, Atlantis: The Lost Empire, Return To Never Land, Lilo & Stitch, Treasure Planet, Jungle Book 2, Piglet's Big Movie, Brother Bear, Teacher's Pet, Home on the Range, Pooh's Heffalump Movie, Chicken Little, The Wild, Meet The Robinsons, Enchanted

- We ignore Bolt and Princess & The Frog....for NOW....

- Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to us via Contact Form.  Click on Hate Mail, follow the Instructions you've seen a million times before and voila!!!!


Also take a few minutes to review us on ITunes!!!  Don't be a dick!!!

 

(right click, save as...)

WARNING: ALL SHOWS CONTAIN ADULT LANGUAGE AND ARE INTENDED FOR AN 18+ AUDIENCE ONLY

December 16, 2014
episode 12: Food Trucks, Star Wars and Brenda Lee's Pie

This week, feeling the holiday season approaching, Jerry and Simone get down and dirty, discussing the ins and outs of a couple of Christmas songs, comment on Bob Iger spilling the beans to Variety, and discuss the food trucks at Disney Springs.

 

- Christmas Music At Work

- Jerry & Simone discuss what kind of pie Brenda Lee really wants

- We break down our least favorite Christmas song and explain why we hate it so much

- Star Wars "Announcement" and Iger beating down Star Wars fans & Online Trading Cards

- Avatarland Update, Riding inside a Banshee

- Gerard Depardieu is NOT Jean Reno

- Food Trucks Baby!!!!!!!!!  FOOD TRUCKS!!!!!

- Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to us via Contact Form.  Click on Hate Mail, follow the Instructions you've seen a million times before and voila!!!!

-Also take a few minutes to review us on ITunes!!!  Don't be a dick!!!

(right click, save as...)

WARNING: ALL SHOWS CONTAIN ADULT LANGUAGE AND ARE INTENDED FOR AN 18+ AUDIENCE ONLY

December 25, 2014
episode 13: CHRISTMAS EPISODE!!!  La la la la

Jerry & Simone wish you a VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS as they complain about more Christmas songs (mostly Disney related) and then run down their favorite Christmas memories including: Drinking (and eating) around the World: Holiday Style, Mickey's Very Merry Christmas Party and more!!!!  Also, they debut their new segment called: What The Fuck Did They Just Say?!

- We discuss Sleeves and his Christmas La La Song
- Even more terrible Christmas songs
- Live Nudity
- We try out our Radio Voices
- Commentary and Analysis on the Disney Princess Christmas Album
- Disney Royals
- Scatman Crothers
- Remembering Christmas in Disney World 2013
- Eating & Drinking Around Holidays Around The World
- Mickey's Very Merry Christmas Party
- Resorts Around The Holidays
- SEGMENT: What The Fuck Did They Just Say?!
- Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to us via Contact Form.  Click on Hate Mail, follow the Instructions you've seen a million times before and voila with the la la la la!!!!
- Also take a few minutes to review us on ITunes, la la la la!!! Don't be a dick, la la la la!!!

 

(right click, save as...)

WARNING: ALL SHOWS CONTAIN ADULT LANGUAGE AND ARE INTENDED FOR AN 18+ AUDIENCE ONLY

January 1, 2015
episode 14: 2014, A Year In Review

Jerry and Simone are all over the place today as they celebrate the New Year by going over a bunch of stuff that happened within the Disney company in 2014.  From movies released to the massive closings & firings in the parks, from injuries to soundtracks, they ring in 2015 the only way they know how...by over-analyzing everything!  Be aware that J & S go off topic moreso than usual.   There are way too many topics to list, but instead of a breakdown, we give you this:

 

(right click, save as...)

WARNING: ALL SHOWS CONTAIN ADULT LANGUAGE AND ARE INTENDED FOR AN 18+ AUDIENCE ONLY

January 13, 2015
episode 15: The Camp Minnie-Mickey Sendoff!!! (One year later)

On today's episode, Jerry and Simone give a proper send off to the land that Avatarland will be replacing, Camp Minnie-Mickey...one year after it closed.  Through commentaries, memories and discussions, they realize just how NOT missed that land will be.  Also on the bill, getting drunk at Starbucks and a bit of random gossip!

-Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to us via Contact Form. Click on Hate Mail, follow the Instructions you've seen a million times before and voila!!!! 
-Also take a few minutes to review us on ITunes. Don't be a dick!!!

 

Follow Along With Our Commentaries Here:

Animal Training

Pocahontas & Her Forestht Friendths

(right click, save as...)

WARNING: ALL SHOWS CONTAIN ADULT LANGUAGE AND ARE INTENDED FOR AN 18+ AUDIENCE ONLY

episode 16: Awful DisBoard & Disney Facebook Posts
January 20, 2015

Simone is out again, and it wouldn't be a Jerry Skids solo show without trashing the DisBoards!   Come take a journey with Skids as we:

- celebrate the hat's half demise
- go through yet another Starbucks rant as the Trolley Car Cafe is erected
- lament about how many opportunities for good food have been missed at the parks
- try and figure out why any guy would stay with Naya Rivera after her recently revealed secret
- discuss the WDW Arcade Crash of 2015
- ponder the World Showcase Expansion and get ready for what looks to really be Arendelle
- lambaste awful Disney Facebook posts
- and of course, destroy horrendous DisBoard posts
-Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to us via Contact Form. Click on Hate Mail, follow the Instructions you've seen a million times before and voila!!!!
-Also take a few minutes to review us on ITunes. Don't be a dick!!!

 

WARNING: ALL SHOWS CONTAIN ADULT LANGUAGE AND ARE INTENDED FOR AN 18+ AUDIENCE ONLY

(right click, save as...)

WARNING: ALL SHOWS CONTAIN ADULT LANGUAGE AND ARE INTENDED FOR AN 18+ AUDIENCE ONLY

(right click, save as...)

In this episode, Jerry & Simone take it to the parks LIVE as they interview Norwegians about the upcoming changes happening in Norway, watch and comment on the terrible Lumberjack show in Canada, get bombarded by Brazilians and much much more!!! 

-Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to us via Contact Form. Click on Hate Mail, follow the Instructions you've seen a million times before and voila!!!! 
-Also take a few minutes to review us on ITunes. Don't be a dick!!!

episode 17: Live From Walt Disney World - Part 1
February 8, 2015

WARNING: ALL SHOWS CONTAIN ADULT LANGUAGE AND ARE INTENDED FOR AN 18+ AUDIENCE ONLY

(right click, save as...)

In this episode, recorded live, Jerry & Simone continue their trip as they encounter a timeshare salesman (for DVC) in World Showcase, take a rant-filled walk through Downtown Disney, give live commentary on a few attractions, dodge cheerleaders and Brazilian tour groups left and right, take you on a Lou Mongello-style tour of the Mexico Pavilion, flip out at a bunch of assholes during IllumiNations on the slowest day in the history of Epcot, and much much more!!! Also, Strong Bad takes you around Fantasyland and Tomorrowland for no real reason whatsoever...

-Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to us via Contact Form. Click on Hate Mail, follow the Instructions you've seen a million times before and voila!!!! 
-Also take a few minutes to review us on ITunes. Don't be a dick!!!

episode 18: Live From Walt Disney World - Part 2
February 17, 2015
February 24, 2015
episode 19: Have A Bad Time and Die

(right click, save as...)

This week, after a night of sake and singing at Kimonos, Jerry & Simone go over the first half of their Walt Disney World trip, discussing:

- Why Southwest Airlines sucks
- The difference between racism and thinking other cultures can be obnoxious when they visit
- 7 Dwarves Mine Train
- The new Peter Pan queue
- Cast Members who SHOULD be able to act!!!!
- Badly trained Cast Members
- Badly trained parents
- Construction everywhere
- Assholes at Wishes
- The smell of the Electric Umbrella
- Restaurant Marrakesh
- The Frozen Sing-a-Long
- and much much more!!!!
-Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to us via Contact Form.  Click on Hate Mail, follow the Instructions you've seen a million times before and voila!!!! 
-Also take a few minutes to review us on ITunes. Don't be a dick!!!

WARNING: ALL SHOWS CONTAIN ADULT LANGUAGE AND ARE INTENDED FOR AN 18+ AUDIENCE ONLY

(right click, save as...)

WARNING: ALL SHOWS CONTAIN ADULT LANGUAGE AND ARE INTENDED FOR AN 18+ AUDIENCE ONLY

This week, Jerry & Simone are joined by special guests, Karen & Connie as they reflect on and rant about their recent trip to Disneyland for the first time. The wine and beer flows as they try to figure out who had it worse in the parks this winter.  Here are some topics that were discussed:

- The Sad State of Downtown Disney
- Magic Kingdom Extra Magic Hours
- Walt Disney Family Museum
- Disneyland Closings
- WDW Covered Landmarks
- Radiator Springs
- Look Up
- Anna & Elsa
- Backstage & No Magic
- Eating, and more importantly...drinking
- Legacy Fastpass
- Hate Mail
- and much much more...
-Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to us via Contact Form. Click on Hate Mail, follow the Instructions you've seen a million times before and voila!!!!
-Also take a few minutes to review us on ITunes. Don't be a dick!!! 

episode 20: Karen & Connie Present:  Disneyland!!!!
March 3, 2015
SUBSCRIBE
DONATE
PayPal ButtonPayPal Button

Subscribe to receive updates

You made it! I knew you would!

bottom of page