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Simone's Skype seems to be crapping out on her this week, so she will be on hiatus today...again. Instead, Jerry goes over some recent WDW news, rants about how ridiculous the act of trying to ban words is, and then once again heads over to the different Disney groups on Facebook, as well as the Disboards to complain about the idiots who post there. And believe me, this one is more brutal than the last one....For any requests for the next Disboard/Disney Facebook Group episode, send us a hate mail via mouserants.wix.com/mouserants. You can also send any comments or questions that way as well.
episode 21: Awful disboard & disney facebook posts: part 2
March 10, 2015
March 17, 2015
episode 22: Urinating & Defecating In Magic Kingdom & Epcot
This week, Simone and Jerry take it to the bathrooms as they rate and review every bathroom they've ever been to in the Magic Kingdom and Epcot. Also, their annoyance at Breaking News that they already broke three months ago and a mentally draining History of Canada.
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episode 23: Things That Make You Go UCH!!!!
March 24, 2015
This week, Jerry & Simone go through some of the worst moments in WDW Attractions. From cheesy dialogue to terrible smells, they pick apart various attractions around the park, pulling out the things they could really do without. Also, after a rousing game of PCND, with the announcements of Frozen 2, they try to figure out why people could possibly be excited for a Disney sequel. So strap in, MouseRantsketeers and find out what the sultans have in store for you.
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April 7, 2015
episode 24: Urinating & Defecating In MGM & Animal KingdoM And Radio Wars!!
In today's double episode, Jerry & Simone continue their discussion on bathrooms around WDW, this time moving onto MGM and Animal Kingdom, then finally make their way to new hate mail and introduce a new segment to the show!! Fun times in a long action-packed episode!!!!
- The Future of Captain EO
- Be Our Guest breakfast menu
- Wi-Fi Upgrade in the Parks
- Innoventions West
- Selfie Stick Ban
- Urinating and Defecating Around MGM Studios and Animal Kingdom
- SEGMENT: Hate Mail
- Radio Wars: Just because we make fun of you, doesn’t mean we can’t promote you
Enchanted Tiki Talk (http://enchantedtikitalk.podbean.com/)
Be Our Guest Podcast (http://beourguestpodcast.podbean.com/)
WDW News Today (http://wdwnewstoday.com/blog/)
DIS Unplugged (http://www.disunplugged.com/)
- SEGMENT: A few Awful Disney Facebook and DisBoards Rants
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April 14, 2015
episode 25: Off The Wall!!!!!!!!
Back by popular demand, Jerry and Simone get viciously hysterical in their Radio Wars segment as they do a full commentary on the latest episode of WDW Main Street (http://www.wdw-mainstreetmemories.com/) where the guest is the man who inspired the segment...the man who completely ignores uncensored podcasts yet says he "doesn't express favoritism"....the man who believes he's qualified to judge other people.... Well, you'll see... So come on ya degenerates, take a ride through some DisBoards posts and a topic you won't wanna miss with the MouseRantskaleaders themselves.
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April 21, 2015
episode 26: Earth Day With Joe Pardo
Today, Jerry and Simone turn down the mean as they interview podcaster, author, dreamer and all-around nice guy, Joe Pardo. The unofficial topic of today is "Attractions with an Environmental Message" (or lack thereof), but quickly deteriorates into a more in depth discussion of the parks and films. For those of you degenerates who don't like a break from the anger, don't you worry, Mouse Rants will be back in full force aggression next week.
Also, the full-length "OFF THE WALL", offensive, and revolutionary musical episode of Mouse Rants is set to release on Memorial Day (May 25th), so tell all your friends!
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April 28, 2015
episode 27: Strange Things, Upcoming Films and Porn
This week, Jerry and Simone rant about the films Disney has in store for us in next two years, but not before doing commentary on musical porn, thank our degenerates, and rant about celebrities among other craziness. So come join us on a magic carpet ride to hell and back again on this week's episode of Mouse Rants!!
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May 12, 2015
episode 28: The Reimagination of World Showcase
Jerry and Simone hit you full force with a double episode this week. After brainstorming the greatest movie idea of all time, they discuss how they would reimagine World Showcase to make it a perfect utopia. Then after exhausting every possibility, your Mouserantskeleaders slam you with a dose of DisBoards ranting, Hate Mail and a brand new Radio Wars segment...this time against one of the most poorly edited podcasts in the history of podcasts: Behind the Magic (https://www.btmpodcast.com/ ).
Also, look for a quick "news" segment, where J&S call shenanigans on a frivolous lawsuit.
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May 19, 2015
episode 29: The Deterioration of the MGM Studios - Part 1: The Good Years
Jerry and Simone kick it old school as they invite special guest, Chris Lyndon, to join them in a 2-Part discussion & rant about the slow downhill slope the MGM Studios took from Day 1 to the present. This is Part 1. In today's episode, they talk about the first 10 years and what made The Studios one of the most EXTREME Disney parks in history...only to be left in a shell of its former self. Don't worry, they have to raise it up with praise before they drop it to the ground with boos and hisses. Also, Chris joins them in a DisBoards rant as they figure out why these people are so obsessed with food!!!
You can find Chris at: http://www.disneychris.com
Subscribe to his podcast: http://sideshowsoundtheatre.com/mouse-music/
Check out the YouTube clip on his channel, we talked about, here: https://t.co/LkuVaL8460
or follow him on Twitter: @disneychris73
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June 4, 2015
episode 30: Cannibals, Nazis and Mormons....oh my!!!!
This week, albeit a little late, Jerry and Simone discuss (through commentary format) some of the Disney animated shorts that were either banned or censored over the years from cannibals to nazis. (We will continue this discussion next week, as we have much more to talk about). All YouTube clips we used for the commentary are notated below so you can watch along with us. We also discuss our progress with the Mouse Rants Frozen Extravaganza and play you guys a special SNEAK PEAK TRAILER!!!! Be sure to check it out!!
Then Simone randomly had to leave and the MAYHEM began. This episode's NOT-TO-MISS Radio Wars segment was so excruciating, it took up another HOUR! This week, Jerry takes on The Rotoscopers/Animation Addicts Podcast...and he does it solo...Listen as he painfully goes over a segment from one of their earlier episodes - - no holds barred, no Simone to hold him back...and believe me, folks...this one is a beast.
You can find them here: http://www.rotoscopers.com/
or here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/animation-addicts-podcast/id501373557?mt=2
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YOUTUBE CLIPS
Hell's Bells - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ow-qilruZCE
Cannibal Capers - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAYrIIaB2Nk
Trader Mickey - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_M74_kfuDtE
Reason and Emotion - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvp3zAPraF4 (starts at :31)
Der Fuehrer's Face - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8AmlhLl8lQ
Spare The Rod - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_F6GAEyrZUI
Mouse Rants Frozen Extravaganza IMDb page!!!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4694416/
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