September 9, 2014
Episode 2: Why, Magic Plus?!?!?!
On this week's episode, Jerry & Simone rant about the absolute disappointment of My Magic Plus as a whole. Here's the ol' breakdown:
- Naked Celebrities (without discussing Vanessa Hudgens)
- Who would win in a fight between all the live performers in World Showcase (circa 2005)
- Magic Bands and the Digital Age
- Losing all our Band-Its
- The impossibility of positioning your Magic Bands
- My Disney Experience
- ADRs for Length of Stay
- James Baskett should have been mentioned by Halle Berry!
- Resort Specific Merchandise is disappearing
- The slowest loading screen ever
- Chrissa, Chrissy, whatever...
- MDE Help: The only CMs Jerry hates on a regular basis
- Why Fastpass Plus can NEVER work
- The decline of Guest Service due to the introduction of Fastpass Plus
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September 2, 2014
Episode 1: The Destruction of World Showcase
This Episode we are discussing the slow deterioration of our favorite place in Walt Disney World, World Showcase.
- The horrendous Villains Unleashed hard ticket event
- Miyuki
- Parents Teaching Entitlement
- Epcot Vybe
- Norway's descension into of Arrendalle
- The Trolls of Frozen
- Kim Possible's World Showcase Adventure
- Saying Goodbye to Off Kilter, the World Showcase Players, Mo' Rockin', Ths Spirit of America Fife & Drum
Corps., and hello to all the new crap.
- Simone breaks down what she believes the members of Off Kilter are like off stage
- The Canadian Holiday Voyageurs
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Episode 0: Do Not Be Offended
September 1, 2014
This Episode residing in limbo between -1 and 1 is an intro to what you should expect from our podcast.
Show Notes:
- Simone missed the first show
- Mouse Rants will contain explicit content, so be aware of that and don't say we didn't warn you
- To contact us for any questions, comments or concerns, click on Hate Mail and fill out the form
- Mouse Rants will be a very interactive show involving listeners' participation
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Check out the Canadian PSA we discussed.... here
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September 16, 2014
Episode 3: Vomiting Down Hollywood Boulevard (Part 1)
On this week's Mouse Rants we tear apart the counter service selections in The Studios and watch as Starbucks opens next to yet another mom and pop store (Starring Rolls) to obviously put them out of business..
- Resorts that remind us of our apartments
- Non-handicapped ECV users on the Disney buses
- We cannot control Segways
- Don Nazi
- Cawfee Tawk
- Starbucks in Walt Disney World
- Royal Anandapur Tea Companies extinct cookies
- Jerry reads a hate mail and screams at a bitch
- Food & Snacks around the Studios - from Hollywood Boulevard to Streets of America
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September 23, 2014
Episode 4: Diarrhea-ing Down Sunset Boulevard (Part 2)
On this week's Mouse Rants, Jerry & Simone continue tearing apart the counter service selections in The Studios and lament the loss of the Maelstrom. Also, Disney At New York Comic Con!!
- Street Cred
- Jerry & Simone's Review of some overly religious & pretentious play
- Jerry Reads Some Positive Hate Mail For A Change
- Tomorrowland and Big Hero 6 Coming To NYCC
- Even more destruction of World Showcase: Jerry was right
- Pizza Power
- Diarrhea-ing around the rest of the Studios
- We discuss how we can rectify the counter service tragedy in MGM
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Watch The Big Hero 6 Trailer along with us here:
September 30, 2014
Episode 5: The Rules Are Not For Me
This week Jerry & Simone get to the meat of the REAL problems in Walt Disney World...the guests! From line jumpers to people with entitlement issues, the Ranters tear these rude & discourteous rulebreakers a new one as they discuss:
- The Beach Boys
- The 3-Boobed Hoax
- The Raping of MGM Studios....Can We Get a Name Change???
- Guests Are Assholes
- Line-Jumpers.
- "It's OK"
- Your Kids Are NOT More Important Than US
- Strollers & ECVs
- Put Your iPads away!!
- Flash Photography
- Get Down!!!!!
- The Wave (not the restaurant)
- Dry Your Eyes, It's Just A Game
- Control Your Children
- Get On The Bus!!
- Handle Your Alcohol
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October 7, 2014
Episode 6: The Saddest Celebration on Earth
No Simone today, but Jerry rides the Maelstrom in Norway one last time (with Commentary!) and discusses how the Happiest Celebration on Earth was the beginning of the end ...Plus, Cinderellabration with Commentary!!!!
Show Notes:
- Simone is out today
- Jerry reads some comments on the Mouse Rants YouTube page
- Disbashing the homophobic Disers on the Disboards
- Princess Rap Battle (Snow White vs. Elsa)
- A Virtual Last Ride on the Maelstrom with Jerry Skids
- Why the Happiest Celebration on Earth started the decline of each park's individuality
- Jerry goes through how the parks in WDW were changed by additions & subtractions in 2005
- Try to keep your sanity as you listen to and/or watch Cinderellabration along with Jerry.
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October 14, 2014
Episode 7 7? Yeah, 7: Erin, Luke, Stacy & Dave Take Over The World
This week, after a quick Comic Con recap, Jerry & Simone continue their look back at 2005 with commentary on The Happiest Celebration on Earth Travel Planning DVD.
Follow along with the YouTube clip provided on the Mouse Rants YouTube page and attached below. Please hit the play button as Jerry yells PLAY! to follow along properly! Enjoy!!!!
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Click "Play" when Jerry yells "PLAY!" Not rocket science....
October 21, 2014
Episode 8: Hate Mail & Tomorrowland
Everybody is sick, so Jerry reads and answers the latest hate mail then plays audio from the Tomorrowland panel at ComicCon.
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October 28, 2014
A super long Halloween show regarding the Destruction of Future World is in the works right now. We would normally upload today, but Simone and Jerry are still tweaking it to perfection. We should have the episode out by October 31st, the latest. We apologize for the delay, but calm down, you impatient fucks!!!! Keep yourselves busy with YouTube clips and Pac Man video games or something...
October 31, 2014
Episode 9: The Destruction of Future World
Happy Halloween my ghoulish followers! Today you're in for a super spooktacular treat!! A GLORIOUS 3 hour episode!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
Today, Jerry and Simone discuss how ghoulishly horrible Future World is slowly becoming and
- What attractions would be scariest if the Animatronics came to life
- What happened to EPCOT Center??
- Spaceship Earth or Why Dame Judy Dench Hates Us So Much
- Earth Station v. Project Tomorrow
- Communicore v. Innoventions
- The Land (From Nutrition to Hang Gliding in a State No One Cares About)
- From The Living Seas to The Dead Seas
- No Imagination In Imagination
- The Tragedy That Is The Magic Eye Theatre
- The Wonders of Life - Rubbing a Truly Destroyed Pavilion In Our Faces Every Day
- Universe of Energy - a Salvageable Mess
- World of Motion
- Horizons: Replaced With a Known Murderer
- How can we save Future World from it's Ultimate Destruction?
- Horrific Endings to Beloved Walt Disney World Attractions
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November 17, 2014
The Long Wait for episode 10
Thank you all for your patience. I know you guys are all wondering what happened to us the last two weeks. GOOD NEWS!!!! Mouse Rants is still alive and well!! We got phenomenal response to the Halloween episode...and our hate mailbox is full of you little fuckers who clearly want to hear more!!! Well, we got you! But the bad news is...not until next Thursday. I know, I know...you hate waiting. So do I!!! But next week, we will grant you another double dosage of Mouse Rants and after that will continue to release shows on the regular weekly basis.
Sorry about the delay, but soon, it shall all be worth it. See ya next week!!!
November 27, 2014
episode 10: It's Better Than Avatarland
Happy Thanksgiving!!! Jerry & Simone finally return with a double episode you can really be thankful for! So while you are stuck in traffic and before you put on Arlo Guthrie's Alice's Restaurant for the 15th time today in preparation of stuffing your face with all kinds of shit, put on the podcast and RELAX!!! Today we discuss the 10,000 expansions in the news, we read a whole bunch of Hate Mail and DisBoard Posts, and we make fun of the lying little bitches in the Save Off Kilter campaign. Finally, we are thankful for our imaginations not being overtaken by disgusting corporate greed as we ponder what lands would could think of that would be better than the debacle that is Avatarland!
- Goodbye Hat
- Goobye Jack Sparrow's Shit Show
- Narnia Was A Thing?
- The MGM Expansion
- *BREAKING NEWS: Turner Classic Movies Sponsors GMR*
- The Africa Expansion
- The Force Awakens this Friday
- We answer some Hate Mail (You all find out why Leo Gill is a piece of shit)
- Jerry bitches about the DisBoards again with specific examples
- Save Off Kilter is an organization filled with complete liars
- Our ideas for lands, areas and even possible 5th gates that would be 3 trillion times better than Avatarland!
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